- Be a teenager again
- 99 RIP
- Love cheese and hate cars?
- Please call or text to any of the following numbers
- My ex-wife had breasts, she took them with her.
- When will the election be?
- Invention of the mobiley phone circa 1886.
- Chicken Ambivalence, Taps Ambivalence
- We'll get more sense out of him than 600 politicians
- My granddad was Hitler.
- Professor Cruel uses modern sampling technology
- The magical texting baby seal
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.