That Mitchell and Webb Look: Series 3 Episode 4

This is the fourth episode of the third series of That Mitchell and Webb Look.It is the sixteenth episode overall. It originally aired July 2nd, 2009.

Synopsis

Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb.

The secret of the universe is revealed in a melon; a butler discovers he's had a thirty-year misunderstanding with his employer; and a soothsayer in ancient Pompeii wonders if the smell of sulphur in the air means everyone ought to do a bit more recycling. Plus, long-suffering Hennimore has to stop a giant wasp getting into a giant jam pot.

Sketch List

• Kitchen Nightmares
• Anything You Want: Antarctica
• The Quiz Broadcast: Conveyor Belt Round
• Homeopathic A&E
• Swinger Party
• Anything You Want: Die Hard
• Get Me Hennimore: Giant Wasp
• Behind the Scenes: Xs
• Pompeii
• Cressps
• My Dear Butler
• There is No God
• Behind the Scenes: Pissing in the Shower
• Anything You Want: Sex

Sketches

Picture	Title/Description/Cast	Sidenotes
	Kitchen Nightmares On "Kitchen Nightmares," A chef reaches his breaking point out of the impossible demands of the show's host. Max: Robert Webb Chef: David Mitchell Running Man: James Bachman Channel 4 Announcer (Voice): Sarah Hadland	Spoofs Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Written by Jonathan Dryden Taylor and David Mitchell.
	Anything You Want: Antarctica Runner: A dying man wants to go snowboarding among the penguins of the Antarctic. Dying Man: Robert Webb Man: David Mitchell	Written by Kieron Self and Giles New.
	The Quiz Broadcast: Conveyor Belt Round Recurring: The Quiz Brodcast has its Conveyor Belt Round, even if they might have forgotten how to use it. Host: David Mitchell Patrick: Robert Webb Sheila: Sarah Hadland Conveyor Belt People: Abigail Burdess, Mark Evans, Unknown	Test Card: "By the time you read this I'll be dead" Winner: Sheila wins the conveyor belt round after Patrick hears an alarm and, fearing it to be a raid, accidentally runs into a wall. She wins someone's head and a stone. Written by Jonathan Dryden Taylor, David Mitchell, Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris.
	Homeopathic A&E Two doctors struggle to use homeopathy to save a dying patient. Doctor: Robert Webb Guru: David Mitchell Patient: Mark Evans Nurse: Sarah Hadland	Written by Mark Evans
	Swinger Party A young couple feels uncomfortable about what they believe to be a swinger party. Ben: Robert Webb Lizzie: Abigail Burdess Husband #2: David Mitchell Barbara: Sarah Hadland	Written by Mitchell and Webb.
	Anything You Want: Die Hard Runner: A dying man wants to do Die Hard. Dying Man: Robert Webb Man: David Mitchell Shot Woman: Sarah Hadland Crowd: Mark Evans, Abigail Burdess, Unknown	Spoofs Die Hard. Written by Kieron Self and Giles New.
	Get Me Hennimore: John 23 Recurring: Hennimore has to make sure a giant wasp doesn't get to his boss' giant jar of jam, but his boss' wife causes some confusion. Hennimore: Robert Webb Boss / Wife: David Mitchell	Written by Toby Davies and David Mitchell.
	Behind the Scenes: X's David fears that people might think he's cold and repressed because he doesn't use X's at the end of his texts. David Mitchell: Himself Robert Webb: Himself	Written by Jonathan Dryden Taylor and David Mitchell.
	Pompeii A soothsayer offers the emperor of Pompeii a solution to the incoming crisis. Quintilius: David Mitchell Emperor: Robert Webb	Written by Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris.
	Cressps A commercial advertises Cressps, chips made from cress, the healthiest food in the world. Man: Robert Webb Friend / Announcer: David Mitchell Wife: Sarah Hadland	Written by James Bachman and Mark Evans.
	My Dear Butler A man suddenly discovers that his butler isn't going out with him. Butler (Steve Griffiths): Robert Webb Man: David Mitchell	Written by Jonathan Dryden-Taylor and David Mitchell.
	There is No God A watermelon sparks an astonishing discovery. Disillusioned Man: Robert Webb Reverend Steven Murray: David Mitchell News Reporter: Sarah Hadland Man: James Bachman Helen: Abigail Burdess	Written by Chris Reddy.
	Behind the Scenes: Pissing in the Shower Robert discusses how pissing in the shower makes him feel like a superhero. David Mitchell: Himself Robert Webb: Himself	Written by Robert Webb.
	Anything You Want: Sex Runner: A dying man wants to have sex... with his friend's wife. Dying Man: Robert Webb Man: David Mitchell	Written by Kieron Self and Giles New.